Lair Of The Minotaur - War Metal Battle Master

Not bad, but I can't help but feel like I've heard this too many times before.

They somehow seem like a parody of themselves...or at least the genre, if that makes sense.

Solid riffing on this one.

KillerShroom wrote: They somehow seem like a parody of themselves...or at least the genre, if that makes sense.

I think it's the sunglasses

I agree... it seems very... not serious... almost a mockery of metal

This is hilarious.

Shockingly average, i dont think ive ever written anything this generic and i must be half their age...

Boomjosh wrote: Shockingly average

+1

Nothing about this song grabs me at all.

wow, seems like a big joke to me. and the camera is movin to damn much.

the riffs in this song are pretty good. the actual music video itself kinda sucked.
still, its not too original. i feel like i could have written this by playing random notes on my guitar..

It's very solid yes, but nothing really catches your attention.

I'm going to have to say this is pretty lame and generic.

Yup, this HAS to be joke... just read the title of the song again.

That's what told me right away these guys couldn't be serious.

i want my 3:47 of life back...

I love metal, but this is just rediculous. Absolutely horrible.

This is pathetic... Nonsense screaming by some lame losers...

It's about as macho as Manowar, and actually even less musically sophisticated...

why those metal bands always have to take mythology to make their themes..?? dragons, nymphs, gods, warriors!! OMG!! leave those for real poets!!

Lol i've seen this on MTV...

This song has no substance to it whatsoever.

worst song title ever

Worst type of metal.

it suks!!! i cant understand a word of what the guy is saying, its just a lot of loud noise with the guitars and the drums and he is shouting all the time! one of the worst songs i have ever heared!

uber pop metal.. not meaning it sound poppish.. but this is kind of the worst mainstream metal ever.. metal should not have something called mainstream..

WE HAVE EPIC FAIL

this has to be some kind of joke, it looks like a bunch of stereriod induced 8th graders got together, bought some weapons and pretended to fight at the same place they filmed their video. dumbasses.

Greatest song title of all time.

i rofl'd. Thats really embarrassing. These guys are about as original as the jonas brothers.....\M/

You can buy that sword the bad guy was using at Target. Its made of plastic.

Lasyk :
WE HAVE EPIC FAIL

couldn't agree more with this...mediocre song.

It was.... O.k.
I wouldn't buy their album, that's for sure, but it was decent. I've heard much worse, but there is definitely way, way better.

I deeply regret staying with this through the whole thing.

how do bands like this get music videos????!

Amateur song composition + Amateur directing = The slaying of both my eyes and my ears. Congratulations, you've robbed me of my senses.

wow.....WOW
this sucks ass!
not only does it have the gayest name in all of history, it just is plain terrible!

Sonicxlover : Greatest song title of all time.

the title itself is a crap.
and the sound is very common and the lyrics are non sense at all.

Yeah, it sounds the same as a lot of metal. But that is kinda where the pitfalls are in the genre. It is somewhat limiting unless you know your stuff. If you guys like metal, you should check out my band, Spare the Legion at www.myspace.com/sparethelegion. Hey, if nothing else, it will give you an opportunity to make fun of me!

If Tenacious D did a metal song, it would sound like this.

ChucklesMginty wrote: If Tenacious D did a metal song, it would sound like this.

But a hell of a lot better.

This is the type of metal you hear in the basement of some rich kids house. And they think they can play so their mommy and daddy by them guitars . . . . .NO ORIGINALITY! I have a dozen Cd's that sound just like this. . . .

dont like it at all, and the name makes me laugh

ROFL!

EPIC FAIL.

seems like a cheap rip off of Mastodon... but less awesome.

sounds like mastodon meets slayer somewhat....just not that cool

gd sng

dude this ****in shit sucked! just sounded like a bunch of ****in noise with a couple squealies and some power slides to try and make it sound kool. i could play better when im shitfaced and passed out on top of a burning stove. flat out sucked!

Hope this was suppoesed to be a joke?

See, this is why when i say my favorite genre is metal, people stare at me weird. Cmon, this isnt good... i havent gotten to the solo, if there is one, yet, and even if it was good, and no, slayer'ish solo's are not hard and not interesting, the song is already ruined by the first i dunno 3 minutes of crap? and seriously, lair of the minotaur... home of the dragon demons... same thing... what ever happened to awesome names like black sabbath and such... in my opinion thats like the best band name ever, and their music can back them up... tis annoying what has become of metal.